Between jobs

So I  am without a job, I lost my job, I am jobless or better said I am currently between jobs.  The timing was a little bit off, since I was going through some problems already. They say after bad times come good times, so I am figuring there must be a shitload of good times coming my way! So bring it on.
And with me being jobless now, all the doors are open. I just need to choose which door to take.

So here are my options:

1. I can find a job nearby, in Amsterdam or surroundings
2. I can move to Ireland, because I find Irish men so damn sexy (mainly because of their accent and I recently saw the movie 'PS I love you' again)
3. I can move to South-Africa since there are loads of jobs in the contactcenter business over there. But although I am a tough maffia woman, some of my friends think it's still too dangerous for me over there.
4. I can win the lottery, become a millionaire, buy a tropical island and retire.
5. I can go to the United States and become an illegal resident there.
6. I can start my own maffia family and become the first Godmother ever.
7. I can finally finish my book, publish it and become a bestselling author.
8. I can start selling my paintings.
9. I can move to Cuba and marry a druglord.
10. I can start a career at McDonald's. 

See, with me not jobbing at the moment, I already have 10 options. 

So here is how I thought this out. I can always fall back on 1. Option 2 is close by, so I am tempted. If I choose 3, my friends will kill me. I am betting on 4, so we will see what happens. I am not really good at sowing, so maybe 5 is not really a good idea. I am seriously considering option 6, so maybe I can start building my family on the side. Option 7 is definitely on my agenda, but I can finish my book in my spare time. I really have to do option 8, because if I make anymore paintings I have enough to open a gallery in my own house. To be honest I don't know any druglords in Cuba, so I will check the yellow pages first before I can make option 9 happen. Option 10, hmm what can I say? NO!

If any of you have any ideas for my future career, please leave a comment and let me know!!